My Daddy was an avid sports fan. He listened to baseball and football on the radio and then later watched on television. He passed along his sports interest to my three brothers: Lee Roy, Leonard, and Lew. But something short-circuited with me, his second son.
Though I have consulted neither my General Medical Practitioner nor an Athletic Trainer for a scientific diagnosis, I have studied the evidence and determined on my own that I was born with a Defective Sports Gene, commonly known in athletic circles as DSG Syndrome.
In our growing-up years, my sisters and brothers and I spent the fall months in the cotton fields of West Texas instead of in the halls of learning. So, Lee Roy, my older brother, and Leonard, my younger brother, did not "come out for football," although they longed for the chance.
By the time Lew entered the world, Leonard (the baby of the family until then) was nearly thirteen. So, for all practical purposes, Lew grew an only child. He did play high school football, with Daddy's enthusiastic support.
My active interest in sports withered and died in grade school when I realized I would always be the last chosen at recess when two jock-to-be types chose sides for the prevailing seasonal sport.
I went to football games in high school and college and in my early years in the "real world." Then I woke up one day and realized I went because it seemed expected -- the thing to do.
It's been thirty-five years since I've been in a stadium.
The last game I went to, Pansy and our boys and I lived in Waco, Texas, and I went to a Baylor game with my dear older brother-in-law Jeff who had an extra ticket.
I don't know who won. I don't remember the Bears' opponents. My only clear memory of the afternoon is the moment when I stood with Baylor fans as they sang "That Good Old Baylor Line" and stretched out their arms with their fingers curled to represent Bear claws.
These days, as orange athletic supporters go ga-ga over bowl games and trips to Phoenix, I'm sure I'm missing something. But I have no idea what it is. Or maybe I do.
I've often heard it said that football is a religion. I've often said "Amen" to that. But now I have proof positive:
Coach Swinney will soon be canonized Saint Dabo as he gives glory to God for his win over the Oklahoma boys. I'm not sure where this leaves the coach from the Southwest. Is he less than favored in the eyes of the Almighty because his boys lost? Is Dab more holy than his 2015 competitor as God gave "us" the victory?
After the Orange Bowl, a fan told me, "I'm on a spiritual high after that game!" I looked my friend in the eye and scratched my head as I asked, "Really?" He probably thought my head-scratching was a sign of dandruff.
Then there was the sports writer's Facebook post, quoting from the "love chapter," First Corinthians 13, in tribute to The Coach with God's Blessing.
Does God give wins to His (or Her) favored teams?
Does God give a good care about which team of rowdies scores more points?
Will the coach and the guys up the road in Tigertown be better Christians after a winning season?
Will they be even better Christians when they are crowned National Champions?
Will "we" be better Christians because "we" won?
Many of my friends -- or former friends -- are sadly shaking their heads . . . if they've read this far: Poor Lawrence. We knew he'd flipped. We just didn't realize the extent of his DSG Syndrome.